Medical Humor – Hiding $100

inadvertentpremed:

orangus-hamstursaurus:

semperjeff:

How do you hide a $100 dollar bill from a general surgeon?

Put it in the patients’ charts.

How do you hide a $100 dollar bill from an orthopedic surgeon?

Put it in a textbook.

How do you hide a $100 bill from a radiologist?

Tape it to a patient.

How do you hide a $100 bill from an internist?

Hide it under a dressing.

How do yo hide a $100 bill from a psychiatrist?

Anywhere — just call a code and they’ll be running away from it.

How do you hide a $100 dollar bill from a plastic surgeon?

It’s a trick question. You can’t.

How do you hide a $100 bill from a neurosurgeon?

Tape it to his kid.

hahaha this is hilarious

LOVE THIS.

// This is damn funny

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Source: drjeff

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    // This is damn funny
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    hahaha this is hilarious
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